Evaluations

One of my tasks as department chair is to read the teaching evaluations of the faculty in my department. They're often pretty amusing, and today I came across one that's a new favorite:

Professor X is very organized, but only in his head.

Ha ha!
One year, when I was pregnant with Thing 1, an entire class of mine conspired, and every one of them wrote:

She's a great professor. Give her a raise because she needs more money to buy
diapers.

My number one choice of all time, though, is a comment a student in my Psychology of Criminal Behavior class once wrote:

It's an interesting course, but there's too much psychology.