The Things are on vacation, and I'm trying to find ways of keeping them busy. Yesterday we made a giant gingerbread man:
Today they're sorting their bookshelves to weed out the outgrown books. I think we'll tackle their
black holes closets tomorrow.
We had Chinese for dinner the other night. Here's my fortune:
Q. What is H20? A. Caring, 2 parts Hug and 1 part Open-mind.
Okay, first off? That's not a fortune. It's a--I'm not sure what the hell that is. And second, what on earth does it mean?? Who writes these things? The back of the paper was more helpful. It informs me that Chinese for beer is pi jiu. No clue how to pronounce it, though. And is that Mandarin or Cantonese?