Thing 1 kept complaining that the sun hurt her eyes. When I pointed out that today it's gray out and no sun is visible, she claimed that the air hurt her eyes. Apparently, Thing 2 is impervious to sun and air.
It was much easier to get a shot of the Travelling Roses scarf Leanne sent me, and which Knatolee requested a picture of:
Leanne and Knat, you should meet someday. You're practically neighbors, and you're both nice, creative people with interesting jobs.